Church Ushers Rough Up First-Time Visitor Trying To Escape Without Filling Out Connection Card — The Babylon Bee

JACKSON, MS—Sources at Third Baptist Church claim the church’s team of ushers “severely roughed up” a first-time visitor who attempted to escape the service without filling out a connection card Sunday morning. The visitor enjoyed the service but didn’t feel like giving the church his contact information. But the ushers had other plans. “Where do…

via Church Ushers Rough Up First-Time Visitor Trying To Escape Without Filling Out Connection Card — The Babylon Bee

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