Report: Pastor’s Daughter May Have Used Family Connections To Get Choir Solo — The Babylon Bee

LITTLE CREEK, CA—In a scandalous new report coming out of First Lutheran Church, a source accused the pastor’s daughter, Hannah Patterson, of leveraging her family connections to land a coveted choir solo in last Sunday’s performance of “Jesus Loves the Little Children.” The anonymous source suggested that the 6-year-old girl engaged in activities explicitly forbidden…

via Report: Pastor’s Daughter May Have Used Family Connections To Get Choir Solo — The Babylon Bee

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