Democratic Party Now Selling Official Riot Supplies | The Babylon Bee

U.S.—The official web store of the Democratic Party announced a slew of new products Thursday geared toward helping left-leaning voters incite riots and mob people they disagree with in public places.

The Democratic National Committee proudly announced the varied offerings, including pitchforks, medieval torches, throwing rocks, and more.

“When they go low, we mob them in the streets,” said a DNC representative. “And now you can do that with official Democrat gear: high-quality pitchforks perfect for storming Republicans in restaurants, torches you can use to burn down conservatives’ homes, and rocks to chuck at pretty much anyone to the right of you.”

Democrats promised a new selection of gear will be added to the shop every week, from homemade explosive devices to spears, and even a miniature trebuchet for launching yourself to tackle any Republican official you see enjoying a quiet meal.

“For all your civil discussion needs, make sure to check out the official Democrat store often,” the rep added.
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