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Hitler Brings Peace To Israel | Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning development that experts said could change the course of geopolitics for the foreseeable future, Hitler announced a historic agreement that would bring lasting peace to Israel.

While historians were shocked to see that the man who was long thought to be the epitome of hatred toward the Jewish people had successfully brokered a peace treaty to usher in peace for the war-torn region of the Middle East, they had no choice but to acknowledge the positive impact Hitler was now having on Israel’s fortunes.

“Saving and protecting Jewish people is what Hitler is all about,” said one historian following the announcement of the ceasefire. “We all hoped there would someday be peace between Israel and all of its neighboring Arab countries, but I’ve got to admit, I never would have predicted that it would be Hitler who pulled it off. Well done, Hitler. You really came through for the Jews on this one.”

Members of the media and the public at large could hardly believe that Hitler had pulled off such a surprising peace treaty to safeguard the Jewish people. “It just goes to show that sometimes it’s the guys you’d least expect,” said one reporter following Hitler’s announcement in the White House. “For the last decade, all we’ve heard about this guy is that he’s ‘literally Hitler’ and how he was going to plunge the world into war and destruction like the first Hitler did almost a century ago. But, you know what? I’ve got to hand it to Hitler on this one.”

At publishing time, the Jewish people issued a statement of gratitude to Hitler for playing a key role in their survival.

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Think The Nazis Were Defeated In WWII? They Went On To Run NASA, The EU Commission, NATO And The United Nations So You Tell Me Who Won The War | Now The End Begins

The Allies may have defeated Hitler in WWII, but one thing that was not defeated was Nazi ideology which found its way into NASA, the EU Commission, NATO and the United Nations

How many times have you watched documentaries, movies and newsreels showing the great Allied victory over Nazi Germany and the Axis powers? Probably a lot, and you swell with pride watching the landing on the beaches on D-Day and all the other heroic things done and sacrificed to beat back the Nazis. Case closed, right? Wrong. After WWII, high-ranking and powerful Nazis went on to do things like creating NASA in America, heading up the EU Commission in Europe, being in charge of NATO, and running the United Nations in New York City.

“Behold ye among the heathen, and regard, and wonder marvellously: for I will work a work in your days, which ye will not believe, though it be told you.” Habakkuk 1:5 (KJB)

WERNHER VON BRAUN: For years dismissed as a conspiracy theory, Operation Paperclip eventually came to light and proved all the conspiracy theorists correct once again. The moon landing, whether you think it really happened or think it never happened, was created by a team of 1,600 Nazi scientists from Nazi Germany who were led by Wernher von Braun, Kurt Debus and Arthur Rudolph. All 3 of these men did work in Adolf Hitler’s concentration camps on thousands of victims who were the human fodder for their fiendish experiments. Not only did they never pay for their crimes, they were brought to America where they lived a nice, cushy lifestyle. Von Braun ran the V-2 assembly plant, called the Mittelwerk, that was in central Germany near Nordhausen, and it utilized enslaved labor from the attached Mittelbau-Dora concentration camp. Yet amazingly, NASA built a statue in his honor that remains to this day. Oy vey.

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WALTER HALLSTEIN: He was man who was the first president of the European Commission, the unelected executive body of Europe. Hallstein held this post between 1958 and 1967 and is described on the Brussels EU website as a “visionary leader” and a “diplomatic force” who propelled European integration. However, no mention whatsoever is given by the Brussels EU to the fact that before and during World War Two Hallstein was a member of official Nazi organizations. The Association of National Socialist German lawyers was founded in 1933, immediately after the Nazis had seized power. In 1936 it was converted into the notorious Nazi Association of Law Protectors. Membership of this second organization was restricted to those individuals showing uncompromising support for, and participation in, the implementation of Nazi ideology. In a memorandum sent by Hallstein to the representative of the Nazi government at the university of Rostock in Germany in 1935, Hallstein stated he was a member of both these organizations.

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ADOLF HEUSINGER: Heusinger played a key role in planning the Nazi occupation of Austria and, at the outbreak of World War II, in the Nazi invasion of Poland, Denmark, Norway, France, and the Netherlands. During the course of the war, Heusinger was appointed Brigadier General and later Major General. Heusinger was appointed Chairman of the NATO Military Committee, serving from 1961 to 1964 in Washington, D.C. In this capacity, he was the highest-ranking military officer in NATO, overseeing strategic military planning during a tense period of the Cold War.

KURT WALDHEIM: He was drafted into the German Wehrmacht in 1941. He served as an intelligence officer in the Balkans, primarily in Yugoslavia and Greece, as part of Army Group E. His unit was involved in brutal anti-partisan operations, including deportations of Jews and reprisals against civilians. None of that stopped Waldheim from becoming the Secretary General of the United Nations General Assembly.

The Nazi Party was taken down from power at the end of WWII, Adolf Hitler died ‘came to his end with none to help him’ as Daniel 11:45 alludes to, and the Allies won the battle. Yay! But the war started by the Nazis continues to be waged through the organizations the Nazis went on to create. These men were not heros, they were unrepentant Nazis who found fame and fortune doing for themselves what they had done for Hitler. There is no better example of covert Nazism in the 21st-century than the United Nations, sitting like a coiled serpent and waiting to strike again.

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Kamala Calls For Peaceful Transfer Of Power To Adolf Hitler | Babylon Bee

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring concession speech following last night’s election loss, Kamala Harris announced she would work to ensure a peaceful transition of power to the man she called Adolf Hitler for the last year.

After losing a lopsided contest to former President Donald Trump — who she spent years warning Americans was the gravest threat to democracy — Harris vowed to accept his victory and help the man she told voters was a ruthless, totalitarian dictator take control of the highest office in the land.

“It’s my responsibility to make sure this tyrannical despot assumes power,” Harris told the crowd of supporters after officially conceding the race. “Though he will end freedom itself in this country, imprison anyone who disagrees with him, systematically murder all women, and go door to door kicking everyone’s dogs, I promise to make sure there is a peaceful transition of power.”

The media hailed Harris’s brilliance and the leadership she displayed while conceding to a man who is literally Hitler. “Such a powerful moment,” MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow said. “Kamala Harris is showing us what American resolve truly is — willingly handing over control of the country to someone she spent several years describing as the most dangerous villain this nation has ever seen. So inspiring.”

At publishing time, the Harris-Walz campaign, along with representatives of the Biden administration, had agreed to arrange the White House decor in whatever way the man they called Adolf Hitler and his wife requested.



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They Tried To Warn Us: Trump Gives Victory Speech Sporting New Mustache | Babylon Bee

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PALM BEACH, FL — The day after scoring a sweeping win to retake the White House, President-Elect Donald Trump stunned the American people and proved true what so many had tried to warn about by sporting a new mustache for his victory speech.

The facial hairstyle, which evoked comparisons to a prominent European leader from the 1930s as well as silent film star Charlie Chaplin, was a drastic change from the traditionally clean-shaven Trump — a clear indication that America should expect the worst.

“Don’t say we didn’t warn you about this,” said one despondent journalist. “We’ve been telling everyone for the last decade that this guy was literally Hitler. Did anyone listen? No! Now look at him. You see that little mustache? He means business. I suggest we all accept reality and start packing for our trips to the concentration camps. Goodbye, America. Hello, Hitler Part 2.”

Previous Trump supporters hid their faces in shame, incredulous that they were fooled by such an obvious Hitler. “What fools we were,” said former Trump fan Dan Kiniry. “Just look at that mustache. Everyone told me he was Hitler, but I was so sure he wasn’t. This is so, so embarrassing.”

At publishing time, Trump’s campaign had also unveiled new red armbands to be worn by all of his supporters.



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PURE BRILLIANCE: Megyn Kelly Completely Demolishes Bill Maher When He Calls Trump a Fascist and Repeatedly Compares Him to Adolf Hitler (VIDEO) | The Gateway Pundit

Megyn Kelly wipes the floor with Bill Maher on his own show when he compares Trump to Hitler. (Credit: Real Time With Bill Maher screenshot)

Perhaps no person in America has been red-pilled as much as Megyn Kelly on President Trump, as she has become one of his most effective advocates over the past few years. This was noticeable last night on liberal comedian Bill Maher’s HBO show.

Maher decided to invite Kelly to discuss the 2024 presidential election, but things quickly turned ugly when the HBO host called Trump a fascist, citing turncoat former Trump officials trying to sabotage his presidential campaign.

As one would expect, Kelly brilliantly responded to his nonsense by laying out some hard historical facts, which caused Maher to briefly switch the subject to the economy. But Kelly was once again ready, forcing Maher to admit defeat.

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MAHER: I’m not saying you don’t have a point. I’m just saying it’s hard for people to understand why that, which is not democracy, that’s the border issue, and you’re right, they f**ked it up. Back to all the things that he’s been saying, and all the people in his administration who’ve said he’s a fascist, he wants to be fascist, his friends are all dictators.

KELLY: I don’t care about that at all. Not at all.

MAHER: Because?

KELLY: January 6th was not good.

MAHER: Wait, why don’t you care about that at all?

KELLY: Because they’ve been saying that about Trump for years, they’ve been saying that about Republican candidates for years. It has a long, storied history. If you are at all center or center-right, you are used to having your candidate of choice completely demonized, whether it’s the f-word, the r-word, the misogynist word.

They tried to tell us Mitt Romney was a raging sexist because of binders full of women. They tried to tell us John McCain was a raging racist, notwithstanding the fact that he adopted a daughter from Bangladesh. They’ve been doing this for every Republican, and they get to Trump, and we are no longer listening to them.

Trump has incendiary rhetoric, there’s no question, but we have four years to judge him by, and the country was going pretty well, unlike the four we’ve had with these two.

MAHER: Well, I mean, I could argue with that, too. If Trump had this economy, and I could go through all the stats, the stock market is through the roof, wages are up.

KELLY: Not as high as it was under Trump.

MAHER: Well, first of all, Trump inherited somebody else’s economy.

KELLY: That’s what Barack Obama would like us to think.

MAHER: Well, it’s true. Really, on day one, everything changed?

KELLY: So, walk me through it. So Trump has Obama to thank for his economy, but Biden can’t thank Trump for anything?

MAHER: Okay, let’s get off this…

Maher then went back to calling Trump a fascist, not only comparing to autocratic leaders in Russia and China but also Hitler. Kelly quickly flipped the tables on him by aptly pointing out that there was Middle East peace during Trump’s time in office.

She then correctly noted that Kamala Harris and Joe Biden were the ones acting like fascists, citing their efforts to target Trump and ignore Supreme Court rulings.

After hearing this, a defeated Maher ended the interview.

MAHER: These are the dictator countries. There’s a very World War II feeling here when the dictators were getting together. I mean, in World War II, what did Hitler and the Japanese have in common? Nothing except they saw the world one way: Fascism.

They all had to do it in their own way. Iran is a fascist country. So is China, so is Russia, Saudi Arabia you could say also. Somehow, the world seems to be dividing between the good guy countries, the democratic countries, and these autocracies, and if your guy gets in, we are going to be on the wrong side of this one.

KELLY: Ok. If my guy gets in, I think we will go back to the time when he was president, which is the only time we did not start a war…Putin did not invade Ukraine until Biden took over.

We had the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan, which projected weakness throughout the world. People understood we were feeble; weakness is provocative.

Trump destabilized these people; they didn’t know what to expect from him…

MAHER: It’s what he might do to us that I’m more worried about.

KELLY: We had four years of Trump. Trump did not go after his political enemies with the DOJ. That was Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.

MAHER: Well, we had Hitler in the 30s and things were okay, and then we had Hitler in the 40s, and they got way worse. Just because we had him…

KELLY: Oh, I see; he hid his Hitlerism the first four years and is going to come out in full force the second four years.

MAHER: Well, he tried to do things like that. He tried to do dictatorial fascist things, and he was stopped.

KELLY: Joe Biden has flouted the law when it comes to these student loan giveaway programs.

MAHER: Really, you’re talking about…

KELLY: He’s flouted the law, Supreme Court opinions that openly told him he didn’t have the right to do it, and he openly said, “I will get around the Supreme Court.” He did it with respect to rent abatement programs, the same exact thing, and then he and Kamala Harris unleashed this Department of Justice against their political enemy, Donald Trump, their number one chief rival for the presidency. Is it funny? Because they did it. You want to talk fascism? That’s fascist.

MAHER: I don’t think history is going to be kind to your point of view, but I appreciate you coming on again.

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Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot | Babylon Bee

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U.S. — Democrats have warned that if elected a second time, Donald Trump will be an evil dictator just like Adolf Hitler. When asked why Trump didn’t become Hitler during his first term, Democrats explained that he simply forgot.

“Trump meant to be Hitler, but he forgot,” explained Vice President Harris in a press conference at the White House. “Being Hitler just totally slipped his mind. Make no mistake, if Trump is elected again, he absolutely plans to turn into Hitler and probably will write himself a reminder this time.”

According to retired General John Kelly, former President Trump often talked about how he kept meaning to find time to be Hitler, but he kept getting distracted by other things. “On several occasions, Trump told me word for word, ‘This is it. This is the week I’m going to go be Hitler.’ But then, Trump would get started doing something like handing out candy to Minions and he would completely forget,” explained Kelly. “This time he has written himself lots of notes telling himself to not forget to turn into literal Hitler. It’s terrifying.”

At publishing time, Democrats had warned that Trump would have seized the military to install himself as Emperor God during his first term, but luckily he got distracted by making red hats.


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9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler | Babylon Bee

It’s time to confront the reality that the media has been trying to warn you about for nearly a decade: Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler are exactly the same. If you still deny the blatantly obvious evidence, maybe you’ll be swayed by cold, hard facts.

The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of startling similarities between Trump and Hitler to help you see the light:

  1. Mein Kampf is German for The Art Of The Deal: Some people may try to tell you that’s not the correct translation, but that’s just revisionist history.
  2. Both were called Hitler by their political opponents: Obviously not a coincidence.
  3. If you rearrange the letters in “Trump” (while eliminating the U, M, and P and adding H, I, L, and E) it spells “Hitler”: Things like this don’t just happen by chance.
  4. Both briefly worked at McDonald’s: Hitler reportedly loved serving up nein-piece Chicken McNuggets.
  5. They have the exact same mustache but Trump’s is blonde so you can’t see it: Trust us.
  6. WW2 and January 6th were basically the same: If you don’t believe J6 was that bad, you can subscribe to The Babylon Bee and watch a documentary that will prove it.
  7. Hitler was a painter and Trump one time did pottery in a commercial: This is no accident.
  8. Both had cameos in major films: Trump in Home Alone 2, Hitler in Blitzkrieg Of Poland, which are essentially the same.
  9. Hitler also got two scoops of ice cream when journalists only got one: The true mark of a genocidal fascist.

The Democrats have been saying for eight years now that Trump is Hitler, but we have foolishly failed to listen. We hope this list helps redeem oursleves.


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Ex-National Security Advisor Keith Kellogg, Senior Advisor Mercedes Schlapp, and Former Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Expose John Kelly’s Lies — Even Trump-Hating Mark Esper Admits He’s Never Heard Trump Praise Hitler | The Gateway Pundit

Then-White House chief of staff John Kelly listens as then-President Donald Trump speaks at a briefing with senior military leaders in the Cabinet Room of the White House, on Oct. 5, 2017.Andrew Harrer / Pool via Getty Images file

Former Chief of Staff John Kelly has once again surfaced with baseless claims aimed at smearing President Donald Trump, just as left-wing operatives, including Kamala Harris, scramble to weaponize Kelly’s latest accusations.

With only days before the election, Kelly’s allegations are clearly designed to harm Trump’s campaign, but it’s nothing more than a last-ditch effort from a disgruntled employee who has long held a vendetta against the former President.

Kelly, who was fired by Trump, is now spreading an outlandish and debunked narrative about Trump allegedly praising Adolf Hitler during his time in office. These accusations are eerily reminiscent of the infamous “suckers and losers” smear propagated by The Atlantic in 2020 — another baseless story designed to defame Trump without a shred of credible evidence.

Even back then, over a dozen individuals, including close staffers. Yet, here we are again, with Kelly rehashing discredited talking points.

Kamala Harris wasted no time jumping on this fabricated narrative, calling an emergency press conference to parrot Kelly’s claims. She launched into a tirade, accusing Trump of wanting “generals like Adolf Hitler had” and implying that Trump seeks dictatorial power.

Unlike Kelly’s baseless claims, numerous prominent figures who worked directly with Trump have spoken out, exposing Kelly’s lies. Former National Security Advisor to Mike Pence, Keith Kellogg, slammed Kelly as “complicit in fraud.”

“Vice President Harris is a fraud. I was in the White House at a senior level much longer than General Kelly. He is complicit in this fraud and has lied to the American people. His lies, as well as John Bolton’s, are a disservice to Nation at this critical time. So are the VP’s,” Kellog wrote.

Vice President Harris is a fraud. I was in the White House at a senior level much longer than General Kelly. He is complicit in this fraud and has lied to the American people. His lies, as well as John Bolton’s, are a disservice to Nation at this critical time. So are the VP’s. https://t.co/2b77pMsVVl

— Keith Kellogg (@generalkellogg) October 23, 2024

Former White House Strategic Senior Advisor Mercedes Schlapp echoed Kellogg’s sentiments, calling Kelly’s smear campaign a “personal vendetta.”

“I worked for John Kelly and don’t believe him. His last ditch effort to stop Donald Trump is desperate. This is a personal vendetta from a staffer who failed at his job and believed as a chief of staff that he should have been the ultimate decisionmaker. President Trump loves America, will preserve our freedoms, and has done more for the Jewish people than any other president,” she wrote.

I worked for John Kelly and don’t believe him. His last ditch effort to stop Donald Trump is desperate. This is a personal vendetta from a staffer who failed at his job and believed as a chief of staff that he should have been the ultimate decisionmaker. President Trump loves…

— Mercedes Schlapp (@mercedesschlapp) October 23, 2024

Even Kayleigh McEnany, who was present at the supposed meeting Kelly referred to, slammed the accusations as lies. She emphasized that The Atlantic, led by notorious warmonger Jeffrey Goldberg, has a history of fabricating stories.

“I was in that July meeting. That was undoubtedly the case. But the reason my antennas went up last night when I saw the name Jeffrey Goldberg is because I was on a tarmac in September of 2020, and a story popped from him in the Atlantic, and it was the Suckers and Losers story we have all heard. Within hours, I was able to collect more than a dozen individuals, several who were firsthand sources, saying that never happened,” said McEnany.

She continued, “My point is, this is based on four anonymous sources, two weeks before an election, disputed by people on the record, and yet it led a CBS news broadcast. What a shame… No, [Atlantic] never reached out to me. I was in that first meeting, [they] never reached out to me.”

Kayleigh McEnany debunks the John Kelly story; she has first-hand knowledge of what actually happened.

She blasts Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic for his BS ‘suckers and losers” hoax. Facts! pic.twitter.com/t4erIZtM0W

— Eddie (@Eddies_X) October 23, 2024

The most telling part of this entire smear campaign is that even Trump-hating former officials like Mark Esper have come forward to discredit Kelly’s claims. In an interview with CNN, when asked if he had ever heard Trump speak in derogatory terms about the military, Esper flatly said, “No.”

CNN: “Were there ever any incidents, secretary, that you have not previously spoken about in which you heard Donald Trump use similar language or refer to American military personnel in a derogatory fashion”

Esper: “No, not along the lines that John Kelly and others have outlined.”

Mark Esper — former Defense Secretary and no fan of President Trump — says he has never heard Trump say anything that John Kelly is claiming he said.

Worst October surprise ever.pic.twitter.com/w4aX5CaNYd

— Greg Price (@greg_price11) October 23, 2024

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